Get a load of the Umbrella Samurai [$35]. This umbrella has a samurai sword handle. This is the umbrella you never knew you always wanted. No one will mess with you with this slung across your back, and even the rain will shudder when you pull it out. Besides just looking freaking awesome, the Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella is actually a high quality umbrella. It comes in full Katana size and travel Tanto size.It will keep you dry and the envy of your bros.

Buy: Kikkerland